scottymouth:

e-moms:

crentist:

This is my favorite SNL sketch, and it is always so hard to find because it was cut out of the reruns for whatever reason. But it’s so funny. I will never not think this sketch is funny. 

this is so fucking funny also ive been singing ‘aint nothin cuter than a bad country baby eatin peaches off a hardwood floor’ since last night

I’m Dana Jean Harley

thevirdirthara:

thetwilightroadtonightfall:

…maybe the real traitor was the friends we made along the way

dickgayson:

kaijuno:

‪Kill the rich. Overthrow the government. Believe in science. Be gay. ‬

maladaptive-dreamer:

Some of y’all haven’t become so disillusioned with your own reality that you spend years of your life daydreaming about entirely made up worlds and people and it shows

cursedcatimages:

YEEEE

hurleyquinn:

pssyriot:

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

While he’s having a smoke
and she’s taking a drag

positive-memes:

Wholesome grandson

(Source: weonsinnombre)

tealwig:

goodbye mariah, till next xmas

botwires:

gushers filled with embalming fluid

iamnotlanuk:

littlegraycats:

littlegraycats:

there’s this church sign i pass every day that says “hurt people hurt people” and i know it’s supposed to mean like “people who are hurt, hurt people” but it sounds like a command

HURT PEOPLE

HURT PEOPLE

Originally posted by jakesjohnson

theocseason4:

draumbooty:

blessed-with-southern-sweetness:

chancethereaper:

rosescentimental:

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

Are you telling me there are people out there who have their beds just floating in the middle of their rooms like animals?

This makes me so uneasy

You have to defend from all sides I don’t like it

sovietnam:

(Source: sovietnam)

trash-bot:

6qubed:

southernsideofme:

sorry to hear about the car :(

gofundme to get the guy a new car